Tao in a Bottle

(Please strum to the tune of Jim Croce's Time in a Bottle)

If I could save Tao in a bottle

The first thing that I'd like to do

Is charge thirty dollars

To take it with water -

Water too good to be true.

If I could unblock my own mingmen

If jade pillows could make dreams come true

I'd drink every day Three Treasures Tea and then,

Again, I would drink it with you

 

But there never seems to be enough jing

To do the things you want to do

Once you find them

I've run around enough to know

That shen’s the stuff that I want to go

Through time with

If I could store chi in my belly

Conserve it and never cum too

My yin would be thrifty

My yang would by hefty

I’d endure every turn of the screw

But there never seems to be enough jing

To do the things you want to do

Once you find them

I've looked around enough to know

That shen’s the stuff that I want to go

Through time with