"And lo, the angel of the Lord came unto me and said, Build thou a blended beverage made with all manner of medicinal herbs and nutritive roots, for a day dawns that will test thy resolve and a great trial awaits thee. Therefore thou shalt make it with ashwaghanda, shatavari, arjun, cacao, red maca, bee mana, vanilla bean powder, organic sulfer, coconut oil, monatomic magnesium, sunflower seeds. Thou mayest add xylitol as thou wishest, for though it is a bastard derivative it is a boon for thy teeth... and thou shalt clench thy teeth in the fullness of time. Take these and anything else that thou desirest and pile them into a VitaMix blender along with ice, for the world is a hot and fetid place and thou shalt cool thy belly to cool the earth. Using that mighty electric force blend finely all these herbs and drink and make thy heart merry with a song for a day cometh that will be filled with the shouts of war." ~ Buffalo 6:6
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